Little Green Riding Hood
In Wattle Downs, where all the smart, rich people live, is Little Green Riding Hood. Red is too negative for this suburb. She lives with her Mum in a huge mansion that is perfect in every way. Fresh, green grass, so green the ozone layer closed and now has no holes.
Little Green Riding hood is a bright, straight A, 12 year old girl. With her wavy blonde hair and shiny blue eyes, Little Green will do anything for the needs of her Granny Smith. She visits her every second day with fresh apples. There's nothing more that Little Green hates than things that can hurt her. When she was eleven a cat scratched her face and in her words she looked like an untrustworthy person. She has never liked cats since. Neither does she like smelly people that fart and don't wash their hair every single day. Once, she nearly vomited because someone had dandruff in their hair. Little Green is a clean freak, one speck of dust will send her flying to get the cleaning utilities. She plumps her mothers pillows, cleans en suite, washes the inside and outside of the mansion and makes sure that the grass around the house is exactly one centimeter high. So, I guess you can surely say, Little Green is a hardworking, clean freak.
The phone started ringing and Mother Smith answered the phone just before the chorus of Gangnam Style starts. " Its Granny Smith."She says to Little Green. "I'm going to prepare my famous chicken heart soup." Mother Smith jumps over the neighbours fence and comes back over with Clucky, the annoying chicken. By the time Little Green gets ready, Mother Smith has already got the soup in a thermos mug and basket. She tells Little Green sternly not to go through the forest.
Little Green follows Mother Smith's orders and takes the long way round on the path, skipping and humming to her favourite tune 'twinkle, twinkle little star'. Suddenly she gets a shiver down her spine. She notices that she is standing side by side next to the biggest, most bad, the fear of Wattle Downs, the Wolf. "Well, well, well," He says. "Now where are you taking this lovely food to?" The wolf asks. "My Granny Smith." She explains. "Unfortunately she is very sick. I better be on my way." With that she left the wolf in a hurry. Looking back at him with his sly look. He scurries off to beat Little Green to Granny Smith's cottage.
The Wolf reached Granny Smith's cottage and swallowed her whole. He jumped in her bed, pulled the covers up high just in time to answer Little Green's knock on the door. "Come in sweetheart." He said with a high, crackly voice. Little Green entered the room with the most comforting smile that soon changed to worried and confused emotions. "Granny, what big ears you have!?" "Al the better to hear you my sweetie." "Granny, what big eyes you have." "All the better to see you my sweetie." "But Granny, what big teeth you have!" "All the better to EAT YOU!" The wolf leaped out of the bed with Granny Smith's pink nighty on. Little Green let out a huge shriek and tried to use her karate moves to defend herself. Bang, pow, crash"Gulp." The wolf got hold of Little Green and swallowed her whole.
Bob, the lumberjack heard Little Green's cries and stomped down to Granny Smith's cottage. He barged through the door with a loud grunt, looked at the wolf, shook his head and said "Oh no you didn't." The wolf was frozen at the sight of this orange haired, big bulked man with an axe in his hand. Bob slit the wolf's stomach, he fell to the floor with a loud crash. Granny Smith and Little Green tumbled out all slimey and shocked. Bob found some heavy rocks, layered them in the wolf's stomach, then stitched it back up.
The next day the wolf felt heavy and sore in his stomach. He thought drinking some fresh, cold water from the lake would help him get better. He knelt down on the grass, leaned towards the lake, tongue out, drooling for the water. Splash, he feel in. Bubble, bubble, bubble he sunk to the bottom of the lake. Bob spotted the bubbles rising from the lake. He just smiled and walked to Little Green's house where all the ladies were sitting and drinking tea, to tell them the news.
The phone started ringing and Mother Smith answered the phone just before the chorus of Gangnam Style starts. " Its Granny Smith."She says to Little Green. "I'm going to prepare my famous chicken heart soup." Mother Smith jumps over the neighbours fence and comes back over with Clucky, the annoying chicken. By the time Little Green gets ready, Mother Smith has already got the soup in a thermos mug and basket. She tells Little Green sternly not to go through the forest.
Little Green follows Mother Smith's orders and takes the long way round on the path, skipping and humming to her favourite tune 'twinkle, twinkle little star'. Suddenly she gets a shiver down her spine. She notices that she is standing side by side next to the biggest, most bad, the fear of Wattle Downs, the Wolf. "Well, well, well," He says. "Now where are you taking this lovely food to?" The wolf asks. "My Granny Smith." She explains. "Unfortunately she is very sick. I better be on my way." With that she left the wolf in a hurry. Looking back at him with his sly look. He scurries off to beat Little Green to Granny Smith's cottage.
The Wolf reached Granny Smith's cottage and swallowed her whole. He jumped in her bed, pulled the covers up high just in time to answer Little Green's knock on the door. "Come in sweetheart." He said with a high, crackly voice. Little Green entered the room with the most comforting smile that soon changed to worried and confused emotions. "Granny, what big ears you have!?" "Al the better to hear you my sweetie." "Granny, what big eyes you have." "All the better to see you my sweetie." "But Granny, what big teeth you have!" "All the better to EAT YOU!" The wolf leaped out of the bed with Granny Smith's pink nighty on. Little Green let out a huge shriek and tried to use her karate moves to defend herself. Bang, pow, crash"Gulp." The wolf got hold of Little Green and swallowed her whole.
Bob, the lumberjack heard Little Green's cries and stomped down to Granny Smith's cottage. He barged through the door with a loud grunt, looked at the wolf, shook his head and said "Oh no you didn't." The wolf was frozen at the sight of this orange haired, big bulked man with an axe in his hand. Bob slit the wolf's stomach, he fell to the floor with a loud crash. Granny Smith and Little Green tumbled out all slimey and shocked. Bob found some heavy rocks, layered them in the wolf's stomach, then stitched it back up.
The next day the wolf felt heavy and sore in his stomach. He thought drinking some fresh, cold water from the lake would help him get better. He knelt down on the grass, leaned towards the lake, tongue out, drooling for the water. Splash, he feel in. Bubble, bubble, bubble he sunk to the bottom of the lake. Bob spotted the bubbles rising from the lake. He just smiled and walked to Little Green's house where all the ladies were sitting and drinking tea, to tell them the news.
That was a pretty good and funny writing Gemma .
ReplyDeleteKeep it up! :)
Wow Gemma i loved that narrative.
ReplyDeletei especially like the description of Granny Smith and Little Green
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